Friday, 29 January 2010

The Rugby ball 4000

Wombat: I have invented something!

Mooney: ok wat is it?

Wombat: The Rugby ball 4000!

Mooney: dats ben invented alredy

Wombat: Has it? Ok then let's but the Tv rugby--

Mooney: YOU WATCH TV ON IT?!

Wombat: Uh-huh, You watch Television while you play

Mooney: Lets hav a go shal we?

Wombat: yeah!

*Wombat Turns it on and they start to play rugby*

Mooney: I have the ball and-- ooohh Dancing on ice-- Ow!

*mooney monkey gets distracted watching Dancing On ice and crash into a poll, The ball flys into the air spinning while play harry hills tv burp which incerdently is wombats favourite program, So wombat watched and got very dizzy and Fell over*

Mooney: Ow...

*The Tv shows an atomic bomb blowing up and then the rugby ball explodes*

Wombat: Damn.

*Plinky Enters*

Plinky: What the f--

Wombat: It's my fault! I invented something which didn't work. . .

Plinky: This might work *plinky holds up a hat with something on top of it*

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

The Letter

*Plinky, Wombat and mooney monkey are sitting around looking extremlly bored*

Mooney: Post.

*Post comes through the door and plinky picks it up*

Plinky: For you.

Mooney: fanks. *Mooney monkey starts reading the letter than starts crying*

Wombat: Whoa.

Mooney: Mi granni died and i mised the furnel!

Plinky: I thought you hated her

Mooney: I did

Wombat: Now listen... you really go to that funerel?

Mooney: *Sniff*

Wombat: I dunno.

Mooney: i fort yu wer gunna mak a tim mashin

Plinky: What's a Tim Machine?

Wombat : Time machine

Plinky: i can make one-- oh

Wombat: One word. Book

Plinky: What has that?--oh

Mooney: guys can you stop saying oh?

Plinky: It's a miracle!

Wombat: The Monkey speaks!

Mooney: i've been talking all my Life

Wombat: The Monkey is learning!

*Wombat And Plinky start dancing together sing ing a song about the learning monkey*

Mooney: I still don't get what you are say-- oh my god! i can talk propelly

*pause*

Wombat: What about this letter?

Plinky: What is in it?

Wombat: Let's find out. . .

Mooney: oh It's tax return

Wombat: Wow. i can almost feeling the fear, DON'T READ LETTERS OVER MY SHOULDER!
Not that one this one

Mooney: free pizza if you buy a margerita for 5 pounds? how do you do that anyway?

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

This is easy!

Ok we have gonthroian, zamarok--

POOF!

ok we don't have that gang but--

POOOF!

Gerbilzzz gang!

Phoebe: what how? oh yeah that wizard guy and oh no....

Wizard: um where am i?

we will deal with you later once we have got plinky back from bobs epic day. . .

*bobs epic day*

ok you gonna jump into the portal thingie over there, aright?

That's a portal another dimension isn't?

well yes but. . .

ok i'm not going---

POOF!

whoa. . .

well plinkys back and everyone one is back except orlaigh and miranda and the cullens. . . and skully. . .

did you just do that?

yeah if you want somthing to happen in a post, when you don't want to carry on the story you don't do anything, i mean ok you wizard go back!

POOF

there? that was easy wasn't it

Friday, 21 August 2009

Flippen'eck...

We don't knwo how this hapend but it seems everyone is being sucked into the computer because of a stone which i don't think is the least bit magic.

Guuutthhhhiixxx!!!

not magic MYSTRIOUSO!

have you been watching the royal thingie soap?

no i have been watching--arggghhh!!! *plinky is suddenly sucked into the computer*

NOOO!!! oh dear god....

*Bob is standing where plinky was*

oh i have always wanted to do this! YOUR A NOOB!!!

i could own you!

I cod on u beter!

this is awsome... hey what is this? *bob gives wombat a burnt tuna* yuck...

*in runescape*

hey can someone help me! i seem to be a barrel!

Phoebe: Stop it! ah... *phoebe is now a cowbell*

Glory muffin: so much for vizard powers...

Hope: Vizard?

Glory: German Wizards...

Hope: oh i see ah.... *hope is now a Crate*

*in bobs epic day*

Flippen'eck where the what?

hello and welcome to hell! no makeup on wensdays or thursdays wake up 50 at ay time time for nap on the meat don't where socks oh sundays!--

Aright aright! hey hello Mr raccoon *raccon comes up to plinky*

whats all this Mr racoon Bull @P::{;#; my names randy!

you can talk?!

of course i can @76^$&I$% talk! now follow me!

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

The plan

pshhshhhsppshshshshs

Dude what are you saying? we can't understand you...

I am whispering!

cool!.........whats wispperring?

*plinky, wombat and mooney monkey are getting over their laughter and starting to stand up, but when they see the look on gonthorians face they crack up laughing again*

is this some illness?

yeah dude.... it's you.

but i am--

we know.

ooh....

*in youtube*

Hope: we have to find four people we can swap with because we have the stone here!

Phoebe: i found a piece of plasticine on the floor.

wonderful.

*back in the real world*

Look guys shut up we need to talk!

*wombat stops laughing as zamarok points his staff to him*

aright aright! ok i will talk.. right what happend was is.......*then wombat explains the whole thing about the stone and where it came from and all it's vacations it's children and it's wife-- but anyway moving swiftly on he explains that four of his friends are stuck in youtube*

oh no!....................whats a yudube?

ok so we gotta go back haven't we?

how?

use that stone!

when wombat through it at our friends the stone went with them...

hang on if they are in youtube we can watch them!

*gonthorian comes in* friends it is i!

yes it is you!

*gonthorian has brought in a machine which puts pictures of swords on the screen*

ah.. what a fantastic machine!

what is that for?

nothing much.

I *bang* like *bang* Waffles! *bang*

Sunday, 16 August 2009

The Stone...

*wombat plinky and mooney monkey are back in there lab with the people from the gerbilzzzz... complain to them*

Gerbilz Gang: where is our ice cream!/ you stole it!/ i am hungry! etc etc...

Hey shut up! (to wombat) why not use that stone that copper left?

oh yeah.... hah! *wombat throws the stone at them the gerbilzz gang vanish to replace four people...*

oh my god...

*the four people is gonthorian, guthix, saradomin and zamarok*

what???

o eck... wat do we do now

*in youtube*

Random kid: I love gods exposed! *the kid watches it only to find phoebe the italics guy and two gerbilzzz standing on the gods farm...* eh? what the!?

*back to the lab*

Gonthroian: excuse me sir! what am i doing here? i am gonthorian--

slayer of deamons!

Gonthorian: oh um compleater--

of really hard quests i know you! and saradomin! ah you are so funny when you are going "zammmmaorookkk" "saaarraaadomiinn!" "hey guthix" "we like pie!"

*Mooney monkey, plinky and wombat crack up in laughter while guthix bans his head on the wall*

Guthix: i like pie too!

*back in youtube*

Phoebe: hey italics come and sit down!

no... thats a pigsty you already sitting in a pile of shi--

Hope: hey guys! i think i know why we are here!

Phoebe: why?

Hope: because remember when wombat through that stone at us?

yeah..

Hope: well i think that teleports people into youtube and teleports people intot he really world it's like a swap four people go into youtube and four people in youtube come out you see now?

*there is a moment of silience as phoebe, glory and the italics guy stare blankly and blink...*

*back in the really world wombat, plinky and mooney are still laughing*

Zamarok: whats the matter?

Saradomin: i have a feeling we are in another dimension

Guthix: cool!........................whats a dimbrechun?

Gonthorian: Friends i have a plan!

The Stone...